idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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