Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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