Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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