Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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