Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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