what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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