whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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