Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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