: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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