he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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