She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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