By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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