Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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