So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I party with great urgency now.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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