You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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