remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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