You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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