she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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