Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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