In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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