Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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