dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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