I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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