This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Randomize
