Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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