yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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