is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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