hotel room ftw
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize