you guys were way drunker than both of me
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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