Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you didnt know i had herpes?
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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