I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
so let's talk penis.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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