low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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