is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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