Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i think my tv is drunk
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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