Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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