Don't you send me to vm
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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