I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
one might say we're banned from that church
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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