I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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