So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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