Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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