is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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