Where did you get a picture of my penis
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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