Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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