Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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