Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize