He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I will be naked everywhere
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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