apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
