Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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