We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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