That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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