Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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