It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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