i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
it hurts more in the daytime
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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