the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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