Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
COCAINE IS GR8
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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