Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself